[matilda] SilLyrics

[Amparo P Gutierrez]

CHORUS LINE:

You're a tosser,
You're a wanker
You're a midnight porter... yep yep

So coming home one early morning squirrel
Bumped against this sparkler
Ablazed with blingCHORUS LINE:

You're a tosser,
You're a wanker
You're a midnight porter... yep yep



What have you got for me, mothersucker,
--asked the squirrel going bezeerk
A nutcracker, whimpy whomper,
A nutcracker and a cell
--said this sparkler
who was a butcher in desguise
> CHORUS LINE:
> 
> You're a tosser,
> You're a wanker
> You're a midnight porter... yep yep


And down the squirrel went for dinner
With some nuts and cauliflower:
Gimme carrots, gimme saucers
Cups and glasses, casseroles,
But don't set my paws alight...

But the tosser was a tosser
Was a wanker was a sparkler
For the rest of his/her lives...

CHORUS LINE:

You're a tosser,
You're a wanker
You're a midnight porter... yep yep

 From A, dedicated to MotherSucker