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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 36.0px Arial Black"><span style="text-decoration: underline"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#FF0000">SHIVER ME TIMBERS - THE KIDS COLLECTIVE XMAS SPECIAL.</font></span></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Arial"><b>Avast ye scurvy dogs...and join us for an afternoon of piracy, buccaneering, and freebooting at the shipwreck known as Tottenham Chances. With music, entertainment and film, all washed down with a hearty bottle o' rum (or juice and healthy snacks if you prefer). We will be showing Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl on the main-sail. This is a sweeping action-adventure story set in an era when villainous pirates scavenged the Caribbean seas, where a young blacksmith, Will Turner, forges an unlikely allegiance with rogue pirate Captain Jack Sparrow. Together, they must battle a band of the world's most treacherous pirates, led by the cursed Captain Barbossa, in order to save Elizabeth, the love of Will's life, as well as recover the lost treasure that Jack seeks. Bandanas, eye-shadow, dangly earrings & rum - yo, ho, ho, a pirate's life for me!!! Come dressed in your best pirate finery wit
h your buckles swashed (tho no swearin' parrots please). </b><span style="color: #ff0000"><b><i>AND BEWARE YE PROFITEERS...All lying politicians & thieving bankers that turn up to this event, may be forced to walk the plank!!!</i></b></span></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Arial"><b><i>Existential Pirate Joke:</i></b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Arial"><b><i>Q. How do pirates know they are pirates?</i></b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Arial"><b><i>A. They think, therefore they ARRRRRR!!!!!!</i></b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Arial Black">SATURDAY 12TH DECEMBER DOORS OPEN: 2.00PM ADMISSION: £1.00</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Arial Black">THE KIDS COLLECTIVE COMMUNITY ARTS GROUP</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Arial Black">TOTTENHAM CHANCES</p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Arial Black">399 TOTTENHAM HIGH ROAD</p>
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