[ssf] Warren
dr who
adam at diamat.org.uk
Sun Apr 24 00:25:46 BST 2005
School Friend :
Silly Icarus
But it is merely a metaphor
And less of that !
I need to concentrate on the game at hand
And I want to read some more of these [ Pointing to the books
spilling out of his kit bag ]
Here take this one [ Passing a copy of *La Chute* to the Prop ]
Prop :
My French isn't good enough [ Stammering ]
School Friend :
Oh blinking heck [ Reproving ]
Here ! [ Snatching back the book and opening it to a random page]
What exactly can't you understand !
Oh don't bother ...
You will get a translation from the Library.
On second thoughts, forget it !
Ask them for this book by Chomsky instead;
It will suit you better
[ The School Friend writes the title on a scrap of a cigarette box and
shoves it in to the Prop's blazer pocket. ]
Prop :
Why Camus ?" [ Cautiously ]
School Friend :
Ah ! Good question !
Do you know the new game I introduced at Chess Club ?
Prop :
Suicide ? [ Giggling ]
What's that got to do with this ruby match ?
School Friend :
Ah ... You don't understand ! [ Sighing and then raising their voice ]
I've introduced Suicide so that the Chess Club know how to put
their pieces in danger.
Union is a civil game !
The only problem we have in this league
Is some play
League for cash
And tend to high tackle.
I have made sure that all players
Are cautioned prior to the match
About their tackling
At stud-inspection
Hard work never killed any one;
It's the working conditions that do you in !
[ The School Friend turns around from the front seat of the coach and
shouts at their team ]
Warren, will you shut up singing !
You *were NOT* 'born on a Virgin Coach !
A Virgin, Virgin Coach'!
Shush !
I can't hear myself think !
[ And then turning to towards the Prop who is sitting in the adjacent seat ]
Why does Warren sing that tune come from ?
Prop :
It's er ...
'I was born under a wondering star' [ Stammering ]
School Friend :
Ah ...
A suitable metaphor in the form of mantra !
I'm sorry Warren !
Sing !
Sing !
Sing !
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