[ssf] A Cultural Joke

[Adam Moran]

I was outside a kebab shop late last night
when these two lads staggered by:

[ First Citizen ]

   You were singing this time last week

[ Second Citizen ]

   Yeah ... but that was last week

[ First Citizen ]

   Give us a song
   Go on
   Give us a song

[ Second Citizen ]

   I dun't feel like it

[ First Citizen ]

   Oh ... go on
   Sing us a little song

   What's wrong wi' the' ?

   Is it the banana bunch ?"

   Is it Blair ?

[ Second Citizen ]

   Oh ... shud up will tha' ?
   I dun't even wanna think about 'em"

[ First Citizen ]

   It's Blair i'n it ?
   It's him that's upset the' ?

[ Second Citizen ]

   Shud up wain't tha ?!

[ First Citizen ]

   It's Blair i'n it ?
   It's Blair

[ Second Citizen ]

   Blair blah Blair
   Wain't tha shudup !

   I dun't know out about Blair ...

   But if I wa' Sven
   And the Italian manager had paid off Posh-Spice's mortgage
   Then I'd certainly be watching how Beckham bent it

   Now will tha' shud up !

[ First Citizen giggling ]

   21 on his front
   12 on his back
   Whose that big lad with the hat

   Crouchy C-Crouchy C-Crouch.