Gosh - "Why I know that Martine has an important role to play in achieving socialism" http://www.socialiststeve.me.uk/martine.htm For a moment there, after shampooing his hair, he wasn't sure if she was evil. But no - she's a lynchpin of the revolution. Essay question: "Most bonkers people who have strong political leanings tend to be left-wing. Discuss." :)