[matilda] Monday meeting & gig policy (particularly to Malins)

[R&A]

HAR, Har, har
(meaning, lovely anti-rant, Chris;)
by the way, is your hair still brilliantly long and smelly?)




Chris Malins wrote:

> We keep talking again and again about treating each other with more 
> respect, but it doesn't seem to be moving us very far forward. I suggest 
> that we take a radical course, being at heart radical people, and make a 
> concerted effort to treat each other with less respect, which i think 
> you must agree is a more appropriate response.
> 
> If we step back and look at each other, I think you'll agree that we are 
> largely a bunch of smelly grumpy hippy (and all the other dwarves) 
> anarchists/capitalist-pigdog-sellouts, with few to no transferable 
> skills, and silly hair, and there really isn't anything to respect about 
> that.
> 
> So next time you're in a meeting, instead of pretending to be interested 
> in all this nonsense about changing the world and building exciting new 
> projects, why not just all give the person to your right a good firm 
> slap, and tell them that their mother was a hamster and their father 
> smelt of elderberries, and thus you have no interest in their pathetic 
> ramblings.
> 
> And if that doesn't get us onto a more productive loving course, nothing 
> will.
> 
> Yours,
> 
> Chris, Professor of Public Relations at the NTL: school of customer 
> service.
>