[Scotia] I'm going to steal the bike in the bike shed...

[Dan]

Hi!

There's a doggedy old grey Saracen mountain bike, mucky, flat tires and 
in need of some TLC in the bike shed.  I think it's been there for a 
very long time.

My bike got booted, so I'm now eyeing it up, with an eye to, er, 
borrowing it if no-one else claims it.  I'd leave a sign there saying 
who's got it, so the worst that's going to happen is they get a slightly 
better condition bike back.

So! Is it yours? Do you know who's it is?

Let me know. Failing that, I'm going to fix it up and start running 
about on it, until someone claims it back...

Yours wombly

Dan