[Ssf] my jaws are still laughing...

[@mparo]

> Truth be told, I wanted to make sure that everything was still
> intact, since I have not actually seen my penis in years. My ever
> expanding belly had long ago obscured the direct line of vision to my
> lap, but like God, I had always assumed that my penis was there but I
> could not see it.
> 
> Using an elaborate system of mirrors, I rigged up a device that would
> allow me to see below my waistline. My initial view left me
> dumbfounded. I thought that perhaps the mirrors were creating a
> horrible distortion of my beloved unit. Further inspection revealed
> that there was nothing wrong with the mirrors, though; my penis was a
> mere stump.
> 
> Now I may be old, but I seemed to remember having a little more
> downstairs than just a nub. Perplexed, I dug out some photo albums
> filled with pictures of me with the neighborhood boys. Sure enough, I
> saw that I had once been hung like a horse! Or at least not like a
> gopher. Stunned, I discarded the mirrors and left my house to go buy
> more syrup.
> 
> In the days since, I have spent many hours attempting to develop a
> theory on the whereabouts of my penis. My doctor suggested that it
> could have atrophied due to lack of use. I was left with some doubts,
> however, because I have regularly engaged in a variety of exciting
> activities with adolescent boys and my harem of cats.
> 
> I have developed a second, more plausible theory. My penis may have
> been permanently enshrined in the NAMBLA Hall of Fame. I am, as is
> well known, the only seven-time winner of NAMBLA's illustrious "Big
> Brother of the Year" award. I imagine that if NAMBLA did take my
> penis, it would be bronzed and put on display for everyone to marvel
> at.


The above is from a parodist writer,  you may find the full hilarious 
story at:


http://www.fightliteracy.com/arthur/#penis


Anyway,

@mp