Seasonal Greetings and call for January Meeting WAS Re: [Ssf] my jaws are still laughing...

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Seasonal Greetings :)

Sorry I missed the no2id meeting. I think it's a good idea that we 
support this initiative and follow Amparo's suggestion that we invite 
Phil from http://www.no2id.net/	up to Sheffield in the early new year to 
talk to us about it. I'll do this if we can agree a date.

There's loads of stuff to talk about at this meeting other than no2id 
... just off the top of my head and in no particular order

* Peace in the Park
* Dan's request to see jugglers
* The Indymedia Appeal ...  ( "every nation's refugee" as perhaps Bowie 
would put it )
* Dave's pastoral work
* Mozaz's poetry
* A Fondue set
* and er ... a cuddly toy :)

I'd like to table Project-Fallujah too, if only to remove it. Today, I 
received news that Sheffield Women Against War intend to try to help the 
Iraqi women and want to set up communication channels with them. I think 
this is just so cool ... for so many reasons ... and far surpasses the 
ambitions of Project-Fallujah :)

If we can agree a date, it makes sense to invite the SWAT team.

Also, I think we need a place where the community can publish 
miscellaneous stuff. Perhaps this can be tabled ? Stuff like 'my jaws 
are still laughing' ... which they are :) ... and 'spittal hill [1] and 
Mozaz's poetry. [2] [3]

Tell you what -  Pick a date in mid january and I'll do the cooking ... 
tell you a secret ... my yeast permit in the republic enabled me to cook 
bread and pastries ... you could be on for a treat :)

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[1] http://lists.aktivix.org/pipermail/ssf/2004-December/000509.html

[2] http://lists.aktivix.org/pipermail/ssf/2004-December/000474.html

http://lists.aktivix.org/pipermail/ssf/2004-December/000511.html

[3] I remember a request for publishing space was mentioned in one of 
Dan's Indymedia writing meetings at the New Music Museum.


@mparo wrote:
>> Truth be told, I wanted to make sure that everything was still
>> intact, since I have not actually seen my penis in years. My ever
>> expanding belly had long ago obscured the direct line of vision to my
>> lap, but like God, I had always assumed that my penis was there but I
>> could not see it.
>>
>> Using an elaborate system of mirrors, I rigged up a device that would
>> allow me to see below my waistline. My initial view left me
>> dumbfounded. I thought that perhaps the mirrors were creating a
>> horrible distortion of my beloved unit. Further inspection revealed
>> that there was nothing wrong with the mirrors, though; my penis was a
>> mere stump.
>>
>> Now I may be old, but I seemed to remember having a little more
>> downstairs than just a nub. Perplexed, I dug out some photo albums
>> filled with pictures of me with the neighborhood boys. Sure enough, I
>> saw that I had once been hung like a horse! Or at least not like a
>> gopher. Stunned, I discarded the mirrors and left my house to go buy
>> more syrup.
>>
>> In the days since, I have spent many hours attempting to develop a
>> theory on the whereabouts of my penis. My doctor suggested that it
>> could have atrophied due to lack of use. I was left with some doubts,
>> however, because I have regularly engaged in a variety of exciting
>> activities with adolescent boys and my harem of cats.
>>
>> I have developed a second, more plausible theory. My penis may have
>> been permanently enshrined in the NAMBLA Hall of Fame. I am, as is
>> well known, the only seven-time winner of NAMBLA's illustrious "Big
>> Brother of the Year" award. I imagine that if NAMBLA did take my
>> penis, it would be bronzed and put on display for everyone to marvel
>> at.
> 
> 
> 
> The above is from a parodist writer,  you may find the full hilarious 
> story at:
> 
> 
> http://www.fightliteracy.com/arthur/#penis
> 
> 
> Anyway,
> 
> @mp
> 
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