[ssf] uv :: iv ) double dutch and the arctic mondays
amadan mor
adam at diamat.org.uk
Mon Apr 30 12:25:05 BST 2007
[[ play track 1 :: sugarbabes :: *easy* ]]
[ ch ]
what you think of the sugarbabes
[ sc ]
i think they're ok
[ ch ]
ok,
ok
[ sc ]
yeah they're ok
[ ra ]
i thought you like them
[ sc ]
yes they're ok
[ ch ]
ok
[ sc ]
yeah ... i said they're ok
didn't i
[ ch ]
oooh ...
did we get out the wrong side of bed this morning
[ sc ]
no, well,
at least i don't think so
[ ra ]
you were out last night weren't you --
meeting with the games consultants
[ ch ]
is that what he told you he was doing --
he told me he had to stay in and fix a washing machine
[[ a voice-over :: i saw him at a gig ]]
[ ra & ch ]
you were at a gig
[ sc ]
that's just a voice-over
[ ch ]
what were you doing then
[ sc ]
just busy
[[ a voice-over :: oh just honey busy baby candy store ]]
[ ra ]
is that alex
[ ch ]
wait on a minute --
are those voice-overs
some of the answers
to today's multiple-choice
[ sc ]
maybe
[ ch ]
what do you mean 'maybe' --
how can anyone ring in
if they don't know
what the answers are
[ sc ]
beats me
[ ch ]
well you astound me --
we're only here as holiday cover --
we can soon be relieved
[ ra ]
he's winding you up --
he must have met with the games consultants
if he's got the answers --
the voice-overs
[ ch ]
so you weren't fixing your washing machine then
[ sc ]
i didn't have to in the end
[ ra ]
mmm ... i suspect it wasn't broken
[ ch ]
was it broken
[ ra ]
i smell a white-lie
he didn't want you there
to meet with the games consultants
[ ch ]
was it a white-lie
[ sc ]
nnff ...
dunno about that
but it's a white washing-machine
and i wouldn't have minded you
being there
tellme --
do you know anything about gas cookers
[[ a voice-over :: edward scissor sister paper domesticity ]]
[ ra ]
is that the third answer --
answer c
[ ch ]
what was the question again
[ ra ]
i don't think we've had the question yet
[ sc ]
it's in that folder i gave you
[ ra ]
which folder
[ sc ]
the one i gave you when we clocked on
remember --
you said you like the cover
[ ra ]
oh ...
that's a lovely folder
[ ch ]
wait on on a minute
how come i didn't get a lovely folder
[ sc ]
i only had the one
and you weren't there
when we clocked on
but you can copy it if you like
if we can find the folder
[ ra ]
it's not lost
but there's nothing in it
save a blank sheet
and i've used it for something else
[ ch ]
wait on a minute
how come i didn't get a blank sheet
[ sc ]
dunno,
here have this one --
it's a copy mind
[ ch ]
but it's a blank sheet --
it doesn't say anything --
didn't the games consultants
give you today's question
[ sc ]
yeah,
they put it in that folder to remind me
[ ra ]
the only thing in that folder was a blank sheet
[ ch ]
yes ...
and here's a copy
[ sc ]
oh ... thanks
now i remember
lets play the next track
and i fill you in ...
[[ play track 2 :: nelly furtado,
bloc party cover :: *say it right* ]]
[ sc ]
did you like that track
who'd have thought they'd
have covered that
[ ch ]
yeah,
i'm still thinking about it though --
it's wrong somehow
[ ra ]
i like it
[ ch ]
you back then --
snack-hunter --
i thought you were on diet
[ ra ]
i am --
it's a new snack diet
[ sc ]
'cuse me
but before we get flash-mobbed
by jamie oliver's army
can you take a second
and describe what you're eating please
[ ra ]
it's a nut bar
[ ch ]
a nut bar
[ ra ]
yes a nut bar
[ sc ]
yes, but it's not any old nut bar
though is it
[ ra munching ]
apparently nut
you tell 'em
[ sc ]
it's a green nut bar
[ ch ]
it doesn't look green to me
[ sc ]
well maybe that because we're on radio chekhov --
what colour does it look to you
[ ch ]
brown,
well, white,
well, what's them black bits
[ ra munching ]
foffy feeds
[ ch ]
foffy feeds
[ sc ]
yes -- foffy feeds
and what do those red bits taste like
[ ra munching ]
feeds foo
[ ch ]
feeds foo
[ sc ]
yes -- its full of feeds
and its green
do you wanta hear the question then
[ ra munching ]
fich squestion
[ sc ]
the one from the games consultant
you know --
i gave you the folder
[ ch ]
please don't start that again
[ sc ]
i gave you a copy
[ ch ]
i didn't get a copy of the folder
i only got a copy of the blank sheet
[ sc ]
yes and you gave it me back
boyo --
here
have another one
there's loads
[ ch ]
but that's just the wrapping paper
off the nut bar
[ sc ]
yeah aknow
[ ch ]
but it's been folded
and there's bits all over it
[ sc ]
yeah aknow
i like it, its green
[[ a voice-over :: *the reverend green* ]]
[ ra munching ]
ffots that
[ ch ]
its the game
you missed it whilst you were out
snack-hunter
[ ra munching ]
i like games
what is it
[ ch ]
cluedo
apparently --
although i don't quite know what to believe
at this present moment --
but whilst the last track was playing
it was explained to me
that the game consultants
wish for our young whipper snapper here
to reconnect with our middle age audience
and have given him a character
to role play in a new realty
big-sister game show
[ ra ]
ow ... you'll like that --
practice you're haircare
very nice
[ sc ]
yes, well
i thought so too
but nothing quite ever turns out like you'd imagine
does it
[ ch ]
don't worry
there should be blokes there
[ sc ]
what d'you mean
[ ch ]
you know what i mean
hey --
who's playing miss scarlet
[[ a voice-over :: *miss scarlet* ]]
[ sc ]
its on the sheet i gave you
except the sheet is now red
[[ a voice-over :: just sugar busy baby candy store ]]
[ ch ]
wait on a minute --
is that why you didn't want me around last night
hey --
hold on a second --
is that why you wanted to fix
the washing machine --
are you all shacked up now
has the game began
[ sc ]
er ... kinda
[ ch ]
what d'you mean 'kinda'
[ ra ]
you fancy one of the sugarbabes
don't you
[ sc ]
what makes you say that
[ ra ]
you told me once
you said 'isn't she just lovely'
[ sc ]
yes ... well
why do you turn 'lovely' in to 'fancy'
[ ra ]
what else could you have meant
[ sc ]
just that for whatever reasons
she, or rather they
stir that particular emotion in me
[ ch ]
what particular emotion
hey --
are you shacked up with one of the sugarbabes
[ sc ]
i really can't say
but its on that sheet of paper i gave you
[ ch ]
never --
you're not shacked up in a candy shop
are you
[ sc ]
well,
i wouldn't put it like that
these things are never what they appear you know
and any way
other than the usual cluedo duties
i've got housekeeping duties to do too
i'm kept pretty busy
idle hands and all that
[ ra ]
i thought you said your duties were pretty light
[ sc ]
yes ...
pretty busy light housekeeping duties
[ ch ]
never
[ sc ]
yeah, never
here's the next track
i'll tell you some more ...
[[ play track 3 :: calvin harris :: *acceptable in the 80s* ]]
[ sc ]
welcome back --
what's that thudding
[ ch ]
oh ...
that's me --
my foots still tapping
[ sc ]
do you like that track then
[ ch ]
yeah ... 'i've got hugs for you' --
it's very catchy
[ ra ]
the sugarbabes must have been born in the eighties
[ sc ]
yes, i guess --
why,
oh ... do you wanna here the tale
[ ra ]
which tale
[ sc ]
the scenario in the big-sister house
[ ra ]
what -- the cluedo
[ sc ]
yes -- the cluedo
my character is given a role to play --
i have family and everything
[ ra ]
i thought you were the reverend green
[ ch ]
reverend's are allowed family aren't they --
everyone's got a family --
what is it --
is mrs white your auntie or something
[ sc ]
no,
well at least i don't think so --
we've not got that far yet
er ...
but i found out,
i used to go-out with professor plum
er ...
we have children and everything
[ ch ]
and everything
[[ a voice-over :: *the professor plum* ]]
[ sc ]
yeah, apparently
[ ch ]
what's this professor plum like
[ sc ]
you know --
ok
[ ra ]
ok
[ sc ]
yes --
she's ok
[ ch ]
have you got any pictures
[ sc ]
yeah --
here's a clip
oh, not that one,
that's way back when
in the flicker book --
this one's more uptodate
[ ch ]
wow
whose that --
who are they
[ ra ]
they're city girls --
is it the same actress
who plays the younger professor plum
and the daughter
[ ch ]
wow
ah -- she looks like the one --
the sugarbabe you like
[ sc ]
no --
they are different actors
[ ra reaching for controls ]
and the older one --
you seem to spend a lot of time
with that character
[ sc ]
yes --
she's the same actress
as one of the younger ones
[ ch ]
wow ...
must be good make-up
[ ra guffaws ]
[ sc ]
what do you mean 'good make-up'
[ ch ]
you know --
the old flubber
[ sc ]
'the old flubber' --
who said the age of chivalry was dead
[ ch ]
oh ... don't be like that --
i only meant ...
[ ra leans over and runs clip of mrs white ]
[[ a voice-over :: *mrs white* ]]
[ ch ]
wow
[ sc ]
wow what
[ ch ]
oh ... i've put my foot in it again
haven't i
i was only thinking ...
[ sc ]
only thinking what
[ ra ]
isn't the game to connect with the middle age audience
[ ch ]
oh ...
yes,
well,
i was only thinking ...
well, arne't all those plum actresses plumb --
maybe they have the plumb gene or something
[ ra ]
while mrs white appears to have an unplumb gene
[ ch ]
exactly
[ sc ]
man
[ ch ]
what --
its a big issue in today's society --
whether you've got a plumb or an unplumb gene --
an issue for the middle age and our younger audience alike
[ sc ]
man, here ...
i'm going to play the next track
to cheer myself up ...
while i fill you in more
about the plumb and unplumb jeans
in the flicker books ...
[[ play track 4 :: beyoncé, shakira :: *beautiful liar* ]]
[ ra ]
whose that
[ ch ]
you know who that was
[ ra ]
no, not the singers silly --
the new bird
[[ a voice-over :: *mrs peacock* ]]
[ ch sniffs at blank blue sheet ]
'new' bird
[ ra ]
oh, i meant 'new' as in recent
not 'new' as in hmmm,
as in hmmm ...
[ ch ]
freshness
[ ra guffaws ]
put it away,
he's coming now look, yikes
[ sc ]
allo allo
you can't resist it can you
[ ch ]
i'm just trying to get to the bottom of things
what kept you
[ sc ]
what do you mean what kept me
[ ch ]
well
you were late back
[ sc ]
it took me longer than i expected
[ ra ]
did you have time to wash your hands
[ sc ]
yes, that's why i am late back
[ ch ]
it must have been a long one then
[ sc ]
oh ... stop it you two
here, let's put that one back in the box
big-sister does't want more than a general character portraying
[ ch ]
are your hands dry
[ ra ]
hey --
how come all the characters are female
[ ch ]
yeah ...
i was wondering that ...
[ ra ]
or more to the point
why they pick you as the reverend green
no --
he said that
not me ...
... while you were at the loo
[ ch ]
oh, thanks
[ ra ]
well, you did
[ ch ]
hey --
is k.t. tunstell
one of the young mrs peacocks
[ sc ]
you like her
don't you
[ ch ]
yes, well --
don't you
[ sc ]
she's ok
[ ra ]
she's a regular girl around town
[ ch ]
she's very ok
[ sc ]
yes
she's lovely
[ ch ]
is she as lovely as that in real life
[ sc ]
as lovely as what
[ ch ]
you know --
as that
[ sc ]
i've been told so
[ ch ]
what do you mean 'told so' --
isn't she living in the big-sister house with you --
some of the clips we played
you seem to be holding hands and everything
[ ra ]
yes ...
but he holds hands with everyone
whoops ...
nearly fell of my stool there ...
don't mind me boys ...
you were saying ...
[ ch ]
how come right,
no ...
you're trying to distract me ...
what i'm really wondering is
you know how the actress who plays the younger plum
looks a bit like the one who plays the younger peacock
[ sc ]
she doesn't does she
[ ch ]
or am i getting her mixed up
with that lass from texas,
or her from black books --
is she in the big-sister household too --
you look like you're really holding hands with that actress
but my point's still the same --
you know, right
how you get to be a daddy to the younger plum, right
you've played a few scenes with her, right
[ sc ]
yes, right
[ ch ]
is it wrong to hold hands
with a 'new' mrs peacock
who resembles an 'old' baby plum
[ sc ]
yes,
interesting --
let's leave that one to the listeners
shall we --
usual text numbers please
have we got time for one last track
before the news
did you choose a track
[ ra ]
who me
[ sc ]
yes you
while i went to the loo, remember
[ ra ]
oh yes, here
[ ch ]
why didn't you ask me to pick a track
[ sc ]
how long is it,
is it that one
oh, we've got lots of time
up our sleeve
er, you were busy --
you know just now,
you asked if
the younger mrs peacock
was lovely in real life
[ ch ]
yeah, k.t. tunstell
[ sc ]
you think --
i know i've thought of
isabella rossellini
and sometimes
john noakes --
but lets say
she's k.t. tunstell
[ ch ]
yeah, go on then
lets say that
[ sc ]
and you want to know
in what ways she's lovely in real life
[ ch ]
yeah
[ sc ]
well ...
i don't know
[ ch ]
what do you mean you don't know
[ sc ]
it's just that,
i don't know her socially really
we've just had a few scenes so far
and am not sure if there's any more's to be acted
[ ch ]
aren't you bothered
[ ra ]
i can tell she stirs an emotion in you
i can tell by how you hold hands
[ ch ]
yeah ...
but he holds hands with everyone
whoops ...
[ sc ]
yes, whoops indeed
here, hold my hand
[ ch ]
get off me will you
stop messing
get off
[ sc ]
no, go on
hold my hands
[ ra ]
now now boys
shall i put the next track on
here goes ...
[[ play track 5 :: infernal :: *from paris to berlin* ]]
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[ sc ]
hello treacle,
for those listers
who have just joined us ...
[ ch ]
hold on a minute --
were you on the wine last night
[ sc ]
why do you ask
[ ch ]
you know --
you were just coming out
as i was going in
[ sc ]
in
out
where
[ ch ]
you know --
i pushed past you at the door
chatting to that chap in uniform
[ sc ]
oh ...
the toilet
[ ch ]
yeah --
well, were you
[ sc ]
was i what
[ ch ]
on the wine last night
[ ra ]
he might have been doing a number 2
[ ch ]
that's a thought
[ ra ]
he might have had a nut casserole --
who cooked last night in big-sister --
'a little wine with that sir'
[ ch ]
that's another thought --
he might have being doing
a second number 1
[ ra ]
or a number 1 and number 2
at the same time
whoops ...
where's my seat gone again,
just a swivel
[ sc ]
yes, quite
mrs white was cooking last night
here,
i'll show you ...
i have some clips ...
[ ra ]
this ones very domestic --
[ ch ]
wow, you've got kids
bouncing all over you
how many, 1,2,3,4
no there's more
wow you're busy
[ ra ]
yes, 1,2,3,4
who's that knocking
at the door
[[ a voice-over :: *mrs white* ]]
[ ch ]
wow, she's hot
[ sc ]
well she's busy
[ ch ]
no, not that kinda hot --
hot, hot
[ sc ]
oy learer --
she's spoken for
[ ch ]
oooh ...
did i touch a raw nerve ...
hold on a minute ...
what i am i talking about ...
what gives with this game --
how come, right --
all the other characters are women
[ sc ]
there not
here look
[ ch ]
oh ...
that's that chap in uniform
out of uniform --
[ ra ]
no, that's a different actor
[ ch ]
hold on a minute --
he's got children bouncing all over him
man he's busy
well you both are
now's he's gone
it's just you,
no mrs white's back
she's in a uniform now
[ ra ]
like village people
[ ch ]
oh ... and another one too
[ ra ]
who is that
jane russell,
jean simmons
[ ch ]
who, no look
she's bending, jane seymore
look, what's that, rose tattoo
oh, have you seen lydia --
up again
an older look-alike now
she's all flubbed up
and tattooed too
-- wow !
did you hear that !
is that tourettes in the big-sister house
look !
they're all at it now --
man, you're covered in kids when that happens
it looks like you make a good daddy
[ ra ]
yes ...
but there's good daddies
and then there's good dads
[ sc ]
yes, quite
[ ch ]
oh what --
how did that stop
i thought that would come to blows
[ sc ]
yeah ...
that's their mother
[ ra ]
is big-sister being aired
on the discovery channel
[ sc ]
dunno,
i think it's still in negotiation
oprah winfrey like
oh ...
i saw made in america
last night on the goggle box --
do you that bit with the elephant ...
[ ch ]
hold on a minute --
you know those two young professor plump actresses
[ sc ]
it is plum
not plump
[ ch ]
don't be like that --
i told you off air
in our plump jean debate
that it really didn't matter to me
how beautiful a women was
i find flubber unattractive
[ sc ]
well, you told me
you preferred beyoncé
more in dreamgirls
than in pink panther
[ ch ]
yes,
i have a preference --
everyone's got preferences
[ ra ]
where does it say that
on this blank sheet
whoops --
that's wrong --
you're not in the game are you
[ ch ]
i am not, no --
how come right ...
no,
you're trying to distract me again
what i'm really wondering is
where are these plums from --
they're foreign aren't they
[ sc ]
yes
[ ch ]
where are they from then
[ sc ]
flubberland --
it's the place where you inherit ...
flubbergenes
[ ch ]
don't be like that
[ sc ]
they make flubberjeans there too --
it's a booming trade
[ ra ]
you've got some flubberjeans haven't you --
don't you call them slacks
[ sc ]
what
[ ra ]
the trousers --
slacks
[ ch ]
i'm not going to get an answer
am i
[ sc ]
to what
[ ch ]
to where the plum lasses are from
[ sc ]
you have an answer
-- they are foreign
[ ch ]
oh ... blinking heck
[ ra takes controls ]
it's mentioned on this clip ...
[[ [ reverend green ]
you made it in time then --
you must have if
she's not come back with you
[ professor plum ]
just --
we thought she might
have to take a later flight
but ryan-air waved her through
it was good to see her --
she's looking well
don't you think
[ reverend green blank ]
[ professor plum ]
well --
don't you think
[ reverend green ]
yes, she always looks well --
it's just,
do you think there's something wrong
with her thyroxine levels
[ professor plum ]
no --
we've just had them checked
oh --
you mean her weight
[ reverend green ]
yeah --
i didn't want to mention it
i suppose her job's very sedentary
[ professor plum ]
no it's not that
i talked to her about it --
can you remember
when i was her age
[ reverend green ]
yeah ...
i've still got
some of the scars
[ professor plum ]
well, precisely
when she's slim
the amount of attention she gets
she'd need a bodyguard --
it's all wrong y'know ]]
[ ra ]
pretty good make-up
[ sc ]
well,
every librarian has a theory --
let's play the next track
shall we,
while i search the folder
for today's question ...
[[ play track 6 :: westlife :: *the rose* ]]
[ sc ]
welcome back pop-pickers
for those folk
that have just joined us
and for everyone else i suppose --
today's question is ...
[ ch ]
hey,
hold on a minute --
i thought you said
those plum girls were foreign
[ sc ]
well they are
[ ch ]
well ireland's not foreign is it
[ sc ]
well it is
and it isn't --
isn't it
[ ra ]
guys --
have you seen a kit-kat bar
oh ... i'm sitting on it
don't mind me
continue please
[ ch ]
i thought you were on that nut diet
[ ra ]
i am, but i'm being a bit greedy
i'm on two diets now --
but the kit-kat's not for eating --
its a psychological diet --
i'm supposed to keep this one
on my desk
in a box
just to remind me
not to eat it
[ sc ]
curious -- what's the diet called
[ ra ]
oh ...
hold on a second
where's the wrapper,
off that green nut-bar
or here we go ...
i was sitting on that too --
it's called the kit-kat in a box experimental diet
[ ch ]
never, let's have a look
ow -- that hurt
it's the same finger
i caught in that mouse-trap
what you do that for
[ ra ]
you've got your own copy greedy
i thought you liked the blue one --
is the young mrs peacock
from ireland too
[ ch ]
no, she's scottish isn't she
[ sc ]
scottish, irish
take you pick
what's the difference
[ ch ]
don't say that --
there's loads of differences
they have different cultures don't they
[ sc ]
well there is that yes
but i meant scottish means irish in latin
so what's the difference really
[ ch ]
well
scotland is part of our country,
and it has been for a very long time --
we have the same currency don't we
and as you said
ireland is still a bit foreign
it has its own language and everything
[ sc ]
did i say that
[ ch ]
yes, just now
[ ra ]
i can't understand tourettes
its like a foreign language to me
[ ch ]
i know what you mean ...
i think they're funny though
[ sc ]
do you
[ ch ]
what have i said now
[ ra leans over and runs clip of mrs white
and sc driving a grey volvo ]
here's an english rose ...
what bridge is this
[ sc ]
the forth i think
yes ... i remember
[ ch ]
she looks young
[ ra ]
she's been crying
but she seems happy
[ ch ]
that's probably stockholm syndrome
he's probably kidnapped her
[ ra ]
or cat-nipped her
[ sc ]
wow ...
why the double-barrel
[ ra ]
i'm just conscious of the time
do you know this cluedo game your playing
in the big-sister house
are we allowed to know
what is the crime
[ ch ]
it's dr black isn't it --
someone's killed dr black
[ sc ]
yeah, kinda
well that's how it began
but the funniest thing happened you know
well a few times actually
[ ra ]
i bet this has to do with hand-holding
[ ch ]
is this an adult serial
[ sc ]
like kelloggs,
it has it's moments
[ ra ]
well every couple has their moment --
lets play the next track shall we
while we review some of the content
off air ...
[[ play track 7 :: bodyrox ft. luciana :: *yeah yeah* ]]
[ ra ]
where is he
[ ch ]
i think he's gone
to the loo again --
he must have been on the wine --
did you get big-sister's number
[ ra ]
yes,
it was in the file
[ ch ]
and ...
[ ra ]
and they said to play this clip
as a trailer for the stuff
to be aired
post water-shed
[ ch ]
he's driving that volver again
who's that next to him --
is that a young young mrs white
[ ra ]
no,
i think it's another actor
[ ch ]
there's another baby in the back --
and miss young young kneeling in the front-seat now
wow,
there's that tattoo again ...
[[ [ miss young young smiling ]
what you staring at
[ reverend green ]
i don't know --
the labels fallen off
[ miss young young smiling ]
no, go on,
you were looking at something
[ reverend green blank ]
[ miss young young ]
no go on,
say it
[ reverend green blank ]
[ miss young young ]
say it ...
say it
[ reverend green ]
are you a child
[ miss young young blank ]
[ reverend green ]
well, are you
[ miss young young ]
yes ]]
[ sc ]
allo allo,
did you get permission
to play this clip
[ ch ]
yes,
did you wash your hands
[ sc ]
oh ...
she's sad
i don't like her being sad
well i don't like it when anyone's sad
but this one's my fault
[ ch ]
why
[ ra ]
what bridge is this
[ sc ]
it's one across the severn --
in an earlier scene
the reason becomes apparent --
is this scene still playing
oh ... here we go --
this points to something ...
[[ [ reverend green ]
are you alright
[ miss young young ]
shut up
i don't want to know
[ reverend green ]
listen ...
[ miss young young ]
no you listen to me,
i mean it,
shut it --
and think hard,
think very hard --
what options do i have,
before you start this time ]]
[ sc ]
let's pause that there then
shall we
[ ch ]
ooo ... spoil sport
just as it was getting interesting
[ sc ]
you can watch it
after the water-shed --
and do you know what
[ ch ]
what
[ sc ]
we've not asked
today's multiple choice yet
have you got the folder
[ ch ]
no,
i didn't get a copy
[ ra ]
what about the blank sheet
[ ch ]
yes,
i got a copy of that
oh ... hold on a second --
what i've been meaning to ask, right
is you know this job,
in the big-sister house
[ sc ]
yeah
[ ch ]
was it advertised
[ sc ]
i don't know,
why
[ ch ]
well,
it seems like it may be a good job
[ ra ]
well they say the best jobs
are never advertised
[ ch ]
do they
[ ra ]
yes they do
[ ch ]
is that how you became the reverend green then,
applying for an unadvertised job
[ sc ]
no
i was working already
wasn't i --
on this network
[ ch ]
hold on a minute --
will you get a percentage
if big-sister syndicates
[ sc ]
a percentage of what
[ ch ]
of the royalties
[ sc ]
i shouldn't have thought so --
it's educational isn't it
[ ch ]
someone will be getting royalties from it
[ sc ]
never
[ ra ]
someone always does
[ sc ]
do they
[ ch ]
has that cheesed you off now
[ sc ]
well the bills always need paying
[ ra leans over and plays clip ]
sorry you were saying
oh ... look
there's both of you earlier
outside the loo --
you chatting to that chap in uniform,
you pushing past
what's that falling from your wallet
[ sc ]
photos
[ ra ]
yes, we can see that --
but photos of whom
[ sc ]
some in-laws
[ ra ]
more in-laws
[ ch ]
blinking heck,
you've got loads
she looks pretty --
the one in the head-shot
[ sc ]
dosen't she just --
she's dead now though
[ ch ]
oh ... i am sorry
[ sc ]
why,
did you kill her
[ ch ]
no --
that's a very strange question to ask
[ sc ]
no it's not --
not if you're playing cluedo
[ ch ]
oh,
i get you now
[ ra ]
... and the women in the wheel-chair
was she playing cluedo too
[ sc ]
no,
well, i don't know --
i guess she is now --
i've not met her yet
i've not as yet
had time
[ ra ]
why,
is her bit being shot out of sequence
[ sc ]
no, i don't think so --
her, or rather our bit
seems to fit in to some sort of pattern,
but we became in-laws by proxy
[ ch ]
by proxy
[ sc ]
yes, by proxy
[ ch ]
hold on a minute,
you've not met the women yet in the wheel-chair, right
and you became in-laws by proxy, right
[ sc ]
right, and ...
[ ch ]
does that make your cluedo character
some kind of disable-ist
[ sc ]
what,
you make me laugh --
i've not yet met the lass in the head-shot --
does that make me some kind of dead-ist
[ ch ]
don't be like that --
you know what i mean --
you must appear like a stranger to this women
[ ra ]
no !
and how do you think he appears
to the rest of us
erm ...
did i just say that out-loud
[ sc ]
yep
[ ra ]
and i can't un-proclaim it
can i
[ sc ]
no
[ ch ]
oh,
can we play that red-nose song next --
i could role 500 miles
[ sc ]
not today no --
we've just got space
for one last track
before we hand the job over to jo
and for one last plug
for the big-sister show
coming to a small screen near you soon
[ ra ]
what about today's question
[ sc ]
do you know
i'd forget my head
if it wasn't fastened --
today's question folks
for four free tickets
to the live earth gig
on july the seventh is :
which actor did today's voice-overs
[ ch ]
i thought you said
it was alex
[ sc ]
don't be silly
they wouldn't let alex speak on the radio --
was it a) david walliams
b) ian paisley, or
c) gerry adams
text to the usual number please
starting with the numbers 7, 7 --
calls should cost no more than a pound
plus your standard carrier rates
of which at least 60 pence
will go to charity
say ba'bye everyone
until tomorrow
[ ra & ch ]
ba'bye everyone
until tomorrow
[[ play track 8 :: gwen stefani ft akon :: *the sweet escape* ]]
[1]
http://books.guardian.co.uk/departments/politicsphilosophyandsociety/story/0,,2067489,00.html
[2]
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=COO20070426&articleId=5494
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